A self-styled “prophet” at the Krueger National Park in South Africa developed a sudden spiritual imperative to pray for lions who were feeding.
He entered their enclosure and proceeded to speak in tongues.
The lions didn’t take too well to having their meal interrupted by a random dude sputtering gibberish, so they chased him.
Realising his grave error, the “prophet” took off but the lions mulled his butt before a security guard scared off the animals by firing warning shots.